Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski
“I don’t even know where to fucking start with that sentence, Stiles.”
“Any normal, good-mannered werewolf would start by renouncing their homophobia so they can support their friend in the pursuit of pastures peen, Derek,” Stiles says primly, standing up and shaking his head forlornly. Derek rubs his hands over his face, which doesn’t help.
Pastures peen, Jesus Christ.
Sometimes it’s not so bad to give someone else control.